Lie to me, when everything's wrong

Just a girl, stumbling through life alongside everyone else, so I'm sorry if I fall and make a mess.

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t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via hauntedhousewife)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via 1mperfect-perfectlyme)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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owl-vortex:

Animals made out of fruit and vegetables

(via pokemonmistress)

abedasbatman:

gypsyrose27:

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

I’m him in every relationship I’m in.

i just tell people to fuck off.

(via pokemonmistress)

cuntradicts:

fitzylovesjemma:

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

I started crying just reading this gif set. If you think the ice bucket challenge is stupid and is a waste of time just remember that the people with ALS watch these videos and see that people are raising awareness for them. It gives them hope that one day in the future maybe there will be a cure.

I’m crying wow

(via one--winter)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via imbich)

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