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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via nereseren)
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That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
(via afreighttraintotheright)
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George was going to celebrate with Fred Harry’s ”Resurrection”, so he turned around. But then he realised that his twin was dead and that there was nobody to talk with.
(Source: we-reidentical, via afreighttraintotheright)
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i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
(Source: ohceanic, via s3xual-desir3s)
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via s3xual-desir3s)
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do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
(via afreighttraintotheright)
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I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
(Source: standinginyourownsunshine, via afreighttraintotheright)
