Look at this contouring god
They should legit teach makeup at Hogwarts because this is some goddamn witchcraft.
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
SOMEONE GET ME THE DESIGNER’S NAME PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Rami Kadi! This is a 2013 fall/winter collection.
^Oh my god, Jay, you’re amazing!
AND LOOK THERE’S MORE!
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
that photo really speaks a thousand words, like instead of explaining to someone why cultural appropriation is bad you could just show them this ridiculous man and they’d be convinced immediately
Bob and the deli guy.
#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on
|People who don't wear glasses:||I wish I wore glasses.|
|People who wear glasses:||No.|
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
Stop romanticizing people who hurt you.
if you have to check your account first, you probably shouldnt be buying it.